Blind Item of the Week 9/14

God, I hope this is about Anne Rice

Happy Monday. I’m sipping my coffee and laughing out loud that at this statement from a Pfizer CEO that the COVID vaccine will be available “by the end of October.”

Maybe it will be available, say, November 3, at 9 AM - just as you’re on your way to the polls? What a coinkydink. Maybe the best place to get that vaccine will end up being the Trump Hotel, …

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